Yes, I know, Madam.
No, the thing to do to resolve this is not to leave this planet. You would wish. As your colleague would say: "Why don't you tell him." There is no need for that either!
However, lacking data to validate or invalidate,
\(\cfrac{m_e}{m_p}=\cfrac{1}{74}\)
the solution might just to seek help from outer space. Warden! Where's help when you need it?
A particle charge of \(\cfrac{1}{4}\) the normal charge (gravitational, electric or temperature) however, is consistent with some experimental observations of weak fields ((gravitational and electric only).
Water meter, gas meter and all things to measure... Peace comes with a prize. Alien intervention is indeed needed here, else it would be a rampage... through science.
Have a nice day.